ginvx:

ugly straight guys that think every gay guy wants to suck their dick

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cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

j3nnard:

I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

george-blagden:

sometimes i forget that danny devito isn’t just an abstract concept

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

Creator? This unit is still able to serve. What has it done wrong?
Geth, and then everyone playing mass effect cried bitch tears (via shotgunspree)

sexpansion:

Unknown Artist - Ikea Monkey (2012) X Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine (2012)

tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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